I smell friends and games - a parody of Marcy Playground's Sex and Candy

Hangin round facebook all the time

And I’ve had too much caffeine

And I was lookin at my farm

And there it was

Another friend request

Yeah there it was

Oh what a giant mess

I don’t know who you guys are

I look at pictures of your car

I think I met you in the bar

It’s my recollection 

But I don’t think I will accept, this

No I don’t think I will accept, your request

Hangin round, Farmville all the time

And I was plowin my field

And I was shuffling my cows

And there it was

Another game request

Yeah there it was

Oh god this is a mess

I don’t want to play this game

The thought of it makes me insane

You know this really, just is lame

Go outside kid 

I don’t want your game request, no

I don’t wanna be your neighbor, no... Yes

I’ll send you gifts at your request, fine

I don’t know who you guys are

I look at pictures of your car

I think I met you at the bar

Thats my recollections

But I won’t accept your request, No

My friends are the ones who suit me best, yes

I don’t need to prove how many I can get

Oh you know what you look cool so I’ll accept