Addicted to Farm

It's like you're a drug

It's like you're a demon I can't face down

It's like I'm stuck

It's like I'm running from you all the time

And I know I let you have all the power

It's like the only company I seek is Farmville all around

It's like you're a leech

Sucking the life from me

It's like I can't breathe

Without you inside my screen

And I know I let you have all the power

And I realize I'm never gonna quit you over time

It's like I can't breathe

It's like I can't see anything

Nothing but Farmville

I'm addicted to you

It's like I can't think

Without you interrupting me

Fluffy Birds

In my dreams

You've taken over me

It's like I'm not me

It's like I'm not me

It's like I'm lost

It's like I'm giving up slowly

Giving me gifts you’re haunting me

Leave me alone

And I know these request are my fault

Are mine alone

And I know I'll never change my ways

If I don't give you up now

It's like I can't breathe

It's like I can't see anything

Cityville

I'm addicted to you

It's like I can't think

Without you interrupting me

In my thoughts

In my dreams

You've taken over me

It's like I'm not me

It's like I'm not me

I'm hooked on you

I need a fix

I can't take it

Just one more click

I promise I can deal with it

I'll handle it, quit it

Just one more time

Then that's it

Just a little bit more to get me through this

I'm hooked on you

I need a fix

I can't take it

Just one more click

I promise I can deal with it

I'll handle it, quit it

Just one more farm

Then that's it

Just a little bit more to get me through this

It's like I can't breathe

It's like I can't see anything

Gardens of Times

I'm addicted to you

It's like I can't think

Without you interrupting me

In my thoughts

At my work

You've taken over me

It's like I'm not me

It's like I'm not me

I smell friends and games - a parody of Marcy Playground's Sex and Candy

Hangin round facebook all the time

And I’ve had too much caffeine

And I was lookin at my farm

And there it was

Another friend request

Yeah there it was

Oh what a giant mess

I don’t know who you guys are

I look at pictures of your car

I think I met you in the bar

It’s my recollection 

But I don’t think I will accept, this

No I don’t think I will accept, your request

Hangin round, Farmville all the time

And I was plowin my field

And I was shuffling my cows

And there it was

Another game request

Yeah there it was

Oh god this is a mess

I don’t want to play this game

The thought of it makes me insane

You know this really, just is lame

Go outside kid 

I don’t want your game request, no

I don’t wanna be your neighbor, no... Yes

I’ll send you gifts at your request, fine

I don’t know who you guys are

I look at pictures of your car

I think I met you at the bar

Thats my recollections

But I won’t accept your request, No

My friends are the ones who suit me best, yes

I don’t need to prove how many I can get

Oh you know what you look cool so I’ll accept

Something to Blog about - A Parody of Bonnie Riat

So this was suppose to be my first blog, but such is life!  I hope you all enjoy! and again, ignore the freeze frame please ^_^

People are blogging, blogging ‘bout people

I read their twitters, you won’t believe it

They think they’re writers, with all their wonders

I'll just ignore it, but they keep bloggin

They tweet about their everyday

Blog about what they are eating

They're hooked and there just isn't a way

Maybe they're seeing, something I don't darlin'

Lets give them somethin to blog about

Lets give them them somethin to blog about

Lets give them something to blog about

How about life 

I feel so foolish, I’ve never noticed

They are so good at

Could there be something to this

It took some searchin to find the best blogs

Now I’m hooked, I just can't stop

Tweetin bout my everyday

Bloggin bout what i'm eating

I’m hooked and there just isn’t a way

Now that I know it, lets write about it baby

Lets give them somethin to blog about

A little something to read about 

Lets give them something to blog about

How about life, food, and fun

Lets give them something to blog about

Alittle something to read about..

Lets give them something to blog about

How about life...

Ooooooo

Blog about it baby

Alittle something

Lets give them something to blog about

How about life, food, fun

Oooooo

Oh oh oh oh oh

Lets give them something to blog about

How about life, food, fun!

Blog Blog Blog - A Twitter Satire

Please ignore the still frame! I could not change it! lol

Blog a blog blog blog blog blog

Blowin up my phone with your blog blog blog

Tweetin all your thoughts on twitter

And makin me read them all is makin me bitter

I don’t really care where you live at

Or about pictures of your LOL cat

Don’t tell me that your jeans make you look fat

Just tell me where to meet you at

Tw-tw-tweeting starts, listen hot shot

Your obsessed with this site

So just hush, baby, stop that

Read enough

Stop tw-tw tweeting on that blog blog blog 

Think I am reading this, no no no

Not reading every word word word

At least it is a micro blog blog blog blog blog

Hun, c’mon I won’t follow you

On Twitter Tumbir or Facebook too

I just wanna play scrabble in peace

So stop tweetin about your new car lease

So cut to the chase kid

Cause I really don’t care what your user name is

I just wanna sleepin’, but your tweetin’

Tw-tw-tw Tweetings wrong, it’s a sickness

Your obsessed, get some help please

So relax, go outside kid

Get some sun

Stop tw-tw tweeting all your blah blah blah

Think this is news worthy, nah nah nah

Not really carin bout your car ah ah

But you keep tweetin that blah blah blah blah blah

You’re always tweeting

You’re always saying something

You’re fingers are cramping

I’m never getting this

All I hear is tweet tweet tweet

You’re not a bird, but you think that your are

And every thought must be tweeted

Stop tw-tw tweeting that

Stuff stuff stuff

Your words are nothing but fluff fluff fluff

I’ve truly read enough ‘nuff ‘nuff

But you keep tweet bout stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff 

Stuff stuff stuff

Your words are nothing but fluff fluff fluff

I’ve truly read enough ‘nuff ‘nuff

But you keep tweet bout stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff

OH!

Tweet-a-tweet-tweet

Stop tweeting!

Stop tw-tw-tweeting that

A Satire of Social Media

As part of my PR class I will be creating a blog which pokes fun at social media.  Now don't get me wrong, I am just as guilty about being tied to my iPhone and lap top, checking facebook updates and twitter feeds, but like everything in life, some people are a little more than obsessed nowadays and I think this is a perfect thing to blog about (ironically).  Now those of you who know me know that I am obsessed with music and sing most of the time (much to my friends dismay)!  Inspired by Weird Al, I bring to you parodies of popular songs, adapted to be about social media websites!  I am open to suggestions so if there is a song or a site you think I should parody, let me know and I'll be happy to come up with something.  I am still getting use to some sites, so if there is any background or ranting you personally have, all suggestions are welcome!  I apologize in advance if anyone takes offence, but life is meant to be laughed at and I hope you all enjoy!