Something to Blog about - A Parody of Bonnie Riat

So this was suppose to be my first blog, but such is life!  I hope you all enjoy! and again, ignore the freeze frame please ^_^

People are blogging, blogging ‘bout people

I read their twitters, you won’t believe it

They think they’re writers, with all their wonders

I'll just ignore it, but they keep bloggin

They tweet about their everyday

Blog about what they are eating

They're hooked and there just isn't a way

Maybe they're seeing, something I don't darlin'

Lets give them somethin to blog about

Lets give them them somethin to blog about

Lets give them something to blog about

How about life 

I feel so foolish, I’ve never noticed

They are so good at

Could there be something to this

It took some searchin to find the best blogs

Now I’m hooked, I just can't stop

Tweetin bout my everyday

Bloggin bout what i'm eating

I’m hooked and there just isn’t a way

Now that I know it, lets write about it baby

Lets give them somethin to blog about

A little something to read about 

Lets give them something to blog about

How about life, food, and fun

Lets give them something to blog about

Alittle something to read about..

Lets give them something to blog about

How about life...

Ooooooo

Blog about it baby

Alittle something

Lets give them something to blog about

How about life, food, fun

Oooooo

Oh oh oh oh oh

Lets give them something to blog about

How about life, food, fun!

Blog Blog Blog - A Twitter Satire

Please ignore the still frame! I could not change it! lol

Blog a blog blog blog blog blog

Blowin up my phone with your blog blog blog

Tweetin all your thoughts on twitter

And makin me read them all is makin me bitter

I don’t really care where you live at

Or about pictures of your LOL cat

Don’t tell me that your jeans make you look fat

Just tell me where to meet you at

Tw-tw-tweeting starts, listen hot shot

Your obsessed with this site

So just hush, baby, stop that

Read enough

Stop tw-tw tweeting on that blog blog blog 

Think I am reading this, no no no

Not reading every word word word

At least it is a micro blog blog blog blog blog

Hun, c’mon I won’t follow you

On Twitter Tumbir or Facebook too

I just wanna play scrabble in peace

So stop tweetin about your new car lease

So cut to the chase kid

Cause I really don’t care what your user name is

I just wanna sleepin’, but your tweetin’

Tw-tw-tw Tweetings wrong, it’s a sickness

Your obsessed, get some help please

So relax, go outside kid

Get some sun

Stop tw-tw tweeting all your blah blah blah

Think this is news worthy, nah nah nah

Not really carin bout your car ah ah

But you keep tweetin that blah blah blah blah blah

You’re always tweeting

You’re always saying something

You’re fingers are cramping

I’m never getting this

All I hear is tweet tweet tweet

You’re not a bird, but you think that your are

And every thought must be tweeted

Stop tw-tw tweeting that

Stuff stuff stuff

Your words are nothing but fluff fluff fluff

I’ve truly read enough ‘nuff ‘nuff

But you keep tweet bout stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff 

Stuff stuff stuff

Your words are nothing but fluff fluff fluff

I’ve truly read enough ‘nuff ‘nuff

But you keep tweet bout stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff

OH!

Tweet-a-tweet-tweet

Stop tweeting!

Stop tw-tw-tweeting that

A Satire of Social Media

As part of my PR class I will be creating a blog which pokes fun at social media.  Now don't get me wrong, I am just as guilty about being tied to my iPhone and lap top, checking facebook updates and twitter feeds, but like everything in life, some people are a little more than obsessed nowadays and I think this is a perfect thing to blog about (ironically).  Now those of you who know me know that I am obsessed with music and sing most of the time (much to my friends dismay)!  Inspired by Weird Al, I bring to you parodies of popular songs, adapted to be about social media websites!  I am open to suggestions so if there is a song or a site you think I should parody, let me know and I'll be happy to come up with something.  I am still getting use to some sites, so if there is any background or ranting you personally have, all suggestions are welcome!  I apologize in advance if anyone takes offence, but life is meant to be laughed at and I hope you all enjoy!