Wednesday 19 October 2011

Blog Blog Blog - A Twitter Satire

Please ignore the still frame! I could not change it! lol
Blog a blog blog blog blog blog
Blowin up my phone with your blog blog blog
Tweetin all your thoughts on twitter
And makin me read them all is makin me bitter
I don’t really care where you live at
Or about pictures of your LOL cat
Don’t tell me that your jeans make you look fat
Just tell me where to meet you at
Tw-tw-tweeting starts, listen hot shot
Your obsessed with this site
So just hush, baby, stop that
Read enough
Stop tw-tw tweeting on that blog blog blog 
Think I am reading this, no no no
Not reading every word word word
At least it is a micro blog blog blog blog blog
Hun, c’mon I won’t follow you
On Twitter Tumbir or Facebook too
I just wanna play scrabble in peace
So stop tweetin about your new car lease
So cut to the chase kid
Cause I really don’t care what your user name is
I just wanna sleepin’, but your tweetin’
Tw-tw-tw Tweetings wrong, it’s a sickness
Your obsessed, get some help please
So relax, go outside kid
Get some sun
Stop tw-tw tweeting all your blah blah blah
Think this is news worthy, nah nah nah
Not really carin bout your car ah ah
But you keep tweetin that blah blah blah blah blah
You’re always tweeting
You’re always saying something
You’re fingers are cramping
I’m never getting this
All I hear is tweet tweet tweet
You’re not a bird, but you think that your are
And every thought must be tweeted
Stop tw-tw tweeting that
Stuff stuff stuff
Your words are nothing but fluff fluff fluff
I’ve truly read enough ‘nuff ‘nuff
But you keep tweet bout stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff 
Stuff stuff stuff
Your words are nothing but fluff fluff fluff
I’ve truly read enough ‘nuff ‘nuff
But you keep tweet bout stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff
OH!
Tweet-a-tweet-tweet
Stop tweeting!
Stop tw-tw-tweeting that

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